Friendship Poem

TO: All my friends

None of that Sissy Crap 

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems? 
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- 

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 

1. When you are sad –I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 

4. When you’re scared — we will high tail it out of here.. 

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 

6. When you are confused — I will use little words. 

7. When you are sick –Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have. 

8. When you fall — I’ll pick you up and dust you off– 
After I laugh my butt off!! 

9. This is my oath….I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask — because you are my FRIEND! 

Friendship is like peeing your pants, 
everyone can see it, 
but only you can feel the true warmth.

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